Life Goal

I have finally decided what I want to be in life...A BEAR...Yes, you are reading that correctly. As summer approaches and the many sleepless nights accumulate, the idea of hibernation becomes more and more appealing, once again, jealously ensues. This thought is not unique to me. Bears have it made. They get to eat all they want. The larger they are, the better. Six months out of the year is designated to sleep. While they are sleeping they give birth to walnut sized children. Speaking of their children, if anyone tries to harm them, it is not only acceptable, however it is expected that bears will annihilate anyone that comes near them. People understand and consent that bears are going to wake up grouchy and hungry. Above and beyond this, if anyone even so much as violates the general vicinity of a bear, they can assume they will be attacked. Why? Because it's a bear. Yes. This is why I have fully decided that I would rather be a bear.