It's a girl.

When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a tap dancing, firefighting ballerina. As I grew older a few more professions joined the pack (teacher, counselor, policewoman, etc...) When in college, I aspired to be a school counselor, teacher, trauma team therapist, etc... As it sits now, I am still undecided. This is why I think that God should have tattooed our destinies on our butts. Then when we came into this world the doctor could flip us over and simply shout...'It's a teacher' or 'It's a lawyer' instead of declaring our gender. The more I think about it though, I would hate to be the parents of the deadbeat burger flipper. Maybe tattoos on our butts are not such a good idea.